BOOTING THE HORSE.Release the horse.
Introduce HORN, launch the coin on Pump.fun, open the official X account, and gather the first herd.
↗ A VERY UNSERIOUS HORSE ON SOLANA
OVERWORKED.
UNDERBOTHERED.
Meet $HORN. A desk job. A thousand tabs.
Absolutely zero interest in being normal.
CONTRACT ADDRESSSOLANA / Verify this address against the token before buying.
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EMPLOYEE OF THE MEME
$HORN
out of office, mentally.
FIG. 01 — STILL WAITING FOR THE WEEKEND.out of office, mentally.
01 / THE LOREa familiar face, unfortunately.
He has seen
your spreadsheet.
Somewhere between the third coffee and the meeting that could have been an email, a horse stopped pretending to care.
His name is HORN. His glasses are crooked. His inbox is full. And his last remaining brain cell has opened Pump.fun.
$HORN is a meme coin for the chronically online herd. Built around one beautifully unbothered horse, office absurdity, and the art of taking absolutely nothing too seriously.
“Per my last neigh.”— HORN, probably
01Low battery.
High horse energy.
High horse energy.
02Professionally
unprofessional.
unprofessional.
03One horse.
A whole herd.
A whole herd.
02 / THE ESCAPE PLANPLANS, NOT PROMISES
From the desk.
To who knows.
A little ambition. A lot of horse.
The herd helps decide what happens next.
Make it everyone's problem.
Community meme sessions, fresh character art, shareable office lore, and collaborations with fellow internet weirdos.
↗Let the herd run.
Explore community-led projects, a bigger art library, and new ways to keep HORN roaming the internet.
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03 / THE OFFICE ARCHIVESevidence of absolutely no productivity.
A day in the neigh.
Same horse. Different ways to avoid the meeting.
04 / JOIN THE HERDno dress code required.
A few clicks.
Zero meetings.
Your route from spectator to horse person.
Get a wallet.
Use a Solana-compatible wallet, or sign in using the options provided by Pump.fun. Keep your recovery phrase private.
Bring some SOL.
Fund your wallet with SOL on the Solana network. Leave a little extra for network fees.
Find the real HORN.
After launch, copy the official CA from this page and verify it against the token on Pump.fun. A name alone isn't enough.
Review. Then confirm.
Choose your amount, check the token address and transaction details, then approve in your wallet. Welcome to the herd.
Go to Pump ↗
Trading is available once the official token is launched.
HORN on Pump.fun ↗